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Some Questions [Jul. 5th, 2010|01:58 am]
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As asked to me by Ramirez.

1) Microsoft and Burger King are drowning in a lake. You can only save one. Which is it?!

Microsoft. They have the Millenium Cafe, which, in my experience, contains EVERY KIND OF FOOD IN THE WORLD, and thus XL bacon double cheeseburgers. But, they /also/ have every other kind of food in the world, so versatility win, and also waffles.

2) What was the first album you bought? Any story behind it?

It was Offspring's "Americana," and I bought it around age 11 because buying albums was something that everybody else my age did and I wanted to try and understand what they liked about it (which I failed to do). I bought that album in particular because I had to pick one and I think I'd heard a couple of songs from it that I thought were pretty OK. (IIRC, the second album I bought was South Park's "Chef Aid.")

3) What are the top 10 'most played' on your iTunes?

Ah, my iTunes numbers won't give much insight because I had to rebuild my library a couple of months back and all the counts got reset. The top track is 'See you on the other side' by BT, at 442 plays because I went away for a weekend and left it on 'repeat one;' then 'Ritual Noise' by Covenant at 181 plays; then Oxide, but we won't count that; then 'Libertango' by Astor Piazzola (141 plays), then 'Introduce a Little Anarchy,' from the Dark Knight soundtrack; then a whole-album-merged-to-one-track version of Apocalyptica's "Apocalyptica."

My last.fm stats might be more interesting:

1) Massive Attack – Teardrop (451 plays)
2) Radiohead – Dollars and Cents (396 plays)
3) Assemblage 23 – Document (Forma Tadre Remix) and Coldcut - Sound Mirrors (equal at 388 plays)
5) scarmani – droplet (385 plays)

which sounds about right for the entire time I've had last.fm wired up, as I think I erased the BT track from the listing. If I restrict it to just the last year, then it's apparently mostly been the Dark Knight soundtrack. Huh. I guess maybe I went away for a bit and left the album on repeat or something.

4) Sir! Your time machine is complete! When shall I set the timer to and what are we going to do?
What we are going to do is to order some mother fucking pizza, and then set the timer to the time when the pizza arrives, and then we are going to go there, and then we are going to EAT THE FUCK OUT OF THAT BITCH. Fuck, shit.

Actually, what I'd probably do is run a series of experiments around figuring out how to bring people from the past into the present without them going insane. It'd be cool to figure that out and then be able to get a bunch of great minds from the past all into the present so they can see what they paved the way for.

5) What's your zombie apocalypse plan? I'm assuming you're somewhere in Oxford when it starts.
As with all situations: first, secure the premises - check doors and windows, and grab myself a metal bar of some sort (got a towel rail that'd suffice). Second, intelligence - check internet, and call around to friends and family to see who's OK and to find out more about what we're dealing with, where/how many, etc. Third really kinda depends on second; but I don't plan on looting and raping before surrendering for consumption, if that's what you're asking. My plans would be more towards the 'rebuilding society' end.

I am your Ramirez now. I ask you to ask me to ask you some questions.
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Democratic Dialogue, pt1: Small Parties for Big Issues [May. 3rd, 2010|09:40 pm]
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I heard recently - I can't find a source, sorry, so it might be hearsay - about a representative of UKIP who got asked about some aspect of domestic policy or something. He said he didn't know. People asked why he didn't know, being as he was a representative of his party and the question wasn't obscure, and he said something like, "I don't care about anything other than getting us out of Europe." There's a kind of elegant beauty to that; it's like UKIP personified. If they didn't have to come up with policies about other things, they largely wouldn't. But because they want to be viewed as a viable political party, they've had to spend some time and resources coming up with stances on a load of things that aren't core to their agenda.

A lot of the small parties are like this. They've got a few stances on particular issues - usually quite important, contentious issues, or sometimes stances that touch a lot of issues in small ways - but that's not enough to fill out a manifesto. Where do they get the rest of their ideas from, I wonder? What's the Green policy on immigration? What's the BNP policy on arts and media funding?

These parties want votes. To get votes, they have to persuade the public that they'd be better at running the country than the alternatives - and while personalities and media control is a factor, the bulk of what matters is policy, especially for the small parties that don't have personalities and media control. They have to persuade the people that their policies are better than the alternatives; they have to explain them to people, and defend them against criticism.

Doesn't it suck for them that they have to spend time explaining and defending policies that aren't core to their agenda?
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(no subject) [Apr. 2nd, 2010|03:08 am]
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Nick Bostrom, Information Hazards

Suppose that hundreds of rock fans are driving to the Glastonbury music festival. At some point each driver reaches an intersection where the road signs have been vandalized. As a result, there is uncertainty as to whether to turn left or right. Each driver has some private information, perhaps a dim drug‐clouded recollection from the previous year, which gives her a 2/3 chance of picking the correct direction. The first car arrives at the intersection, and turns right. The second car arrives, and also turns right. The driver in the third car has seen the first two cars turn right, and although his private intuition tells him to turn left, he figures it is more likely that his own intuition is wrong (1/3) than that both the preceding cars went the wrong way (1/9); so he turns right as well. A similar calculation is performed by each subsequent driver who can see at least two cars ahead. Every car ends up turning right.

In this scenario, there is a 1/9 chance that all the rock fans get lost. Let us suppose that if that happens, the festival is cancelled. Had there been a dense fog, preventing each driver from seeing the car in front (thus reducing information), then, almost certainly, approximately 2/3 of all the fans would have reached Glastonbury, enabling the festival to take place. Once the festival starts, any lost fan can hear the music from afar and find their way there. - We could thus have a situation in which reducing information available to each driver increases the chance that he will reach his destination. Clear weather creates an informational cascade that leads to an inefficient search pattern.


More information is not always better - particularly when we have mistaken ideas about how to interpret and use that information.
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Score [Mar. 4th, 2010|03:58 am]
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Imagine that your life had a soundtrack. Wherever you went, whatever you did, there'd be music accompanying you; nobody would really 'notice' it per se, it'd just be there and people would hear it and feel it, yourself included. Always appropriate, up with your highs, down with your lows. As if your life were a movie.

If you had to pick just one person, who would you have compose such a soundtrack?

For me, I'm presently leaning towards Clint Mansell. Amongst other things, he wrote the soundtrack to Moon, and that track from Requiem for a Dream that everybody keeps ripping off.
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Poem meme [Feb. 28th, 2010|05:34 pm]
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 As directed by [info]dash_hub .

OZYMANDIAS

I met a traveller from an antique land
who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
and wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command
tell that its sculptor well those passions read,
which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things;
the hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
the lone and level sands stretch far away.

- Percy Bysshe Shelley
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Why is negligence blameworthy? [Feb. 20th, 2010|04:41 am]
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Just notes for now. I've been trying to type this up into prose for about an hour now and keep false-starting, so I'll sleep on it and try again later.


  • We blame someone for something. If it's worth doing that for someone(s), then the something is blameworthy.

  • Blame is useful because it points out the causes of problems, and the agents who should mitigate those causes to prevent the problem from happening.

  • Pointing out the causes of problems is necessary to develop our understanding of the problem. Developing our understanding of the problem is necessary to develop the most adaptable and useful solutions to it.

  • Pointing out which agent should mitigate the cause is useful because it tells us who should implement the solution.

  • It's better to blame negligence than e.g. the laws of physics, because negligence is easier to change.

  • We blame agents for actions, and negligence is inaction. However, "to be negligent" is an action.

  • If it's not a big problem, we don't usually try very hard to assign blame, if at all; even if we assign it in our own heads, we often don't then act on it and e.g. tell the person we blame to change their behaviour.

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and hopefully I don't have tuberculosis [Feb. 17th, 2010|02:12 am]
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I tried to cook candied lemon slices today. It didn't work too well - they've come out soft and sticky, rather than the crunchy/crispy I was hoping for - but they're quite tasty nonetheless, and now I have a load of sugar syrup to do something with. I'll try again at some point with more sugar, smaller lemons cut into thinner slices, and a different recipe. I also cooked red mullet with salad potatoes and asparagus for dinner; it was tasty, and the two fish only cost me about £3.50, too.

I also got a haircut, and booked an eye exam. I've had these glasses for four years or so, I think? Time to at least see whether my prescription's changed. Amy at the optician recognised me, which I thought was quite impressive as I've seen her maybe once in the past three years, but in retrospect it shouldn't have surprised me that much because I've got the goatee at the moment. Fresh haircut, clean-shaven sideburns, nice shirt, I was looking good today.

I asked a lot of questions about Wittgenstein today, here is a summary of what I have learned, and my thoughts about it. )
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Richard's risotto principles [Feb. 14th, 2010|04:38 pm]
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  1. Stir-fry some vegetables, and if you want, some meat. It's better to chop things up small. Don't add soy sauce or anything like that, just oil and biomatter (and herbs if you like).

  2. Make stock. Ideally matching the stir-fry, i.e. if you've made chicken stir-fry, make chicken stock. If you've just made vegetable stir-fry, make vegetable stock.

  3. Add uncooked rice to the stir-fry. Mix it in really well and make sure that the rice is properly coated with the oil. Add more oil if you need to.

  4. Pour the stock into the stir-fry until you've about covered it. You know when you normally cook rice, you put it in water? Here you're putting it in stock instead.

  5. Add some pecorino or grana padano cheese, crumbled/chopped up into little chunks, and stir it in. A decent block of grana padano runs for about 2 quid at the supermarket and you don't even use very much of that.

  6. Cook, stirring, and keep testing the rice until it's cooked.



I made three takeaway-containers worth of chicken, celery and red pepper risotto last night, and I think that each container's cost me about 1 quid's worth of ingredients. I ate one container immediately (and it was good), put one in the fridge and microwaved it for 5 mins for lunch today (and it was good), and put one in the freezer. We'll see how the frozen one comes out in a few days.
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The strangest morning [Feb. 3rd, 2010|09:23 am]
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I've been awake for about 20 minutes.

I wake to the sound of my phone making its usual alarm-type noises. That's odd, though - it's not the alarm, it's a phone call. In the time it takes me to realise this, react and put my glasses on, I've missed the call. And another one before that, apparently.

No sooner has the first caller hung up than I get another call from somebody who can't connect to their server. I walk through a few basic checks with them and manage to restore connectivity over the phone. They tell me to invoice double because they called so early, so I've earned £20 without even getting out of bed yet.

Next I check my voicemails and return the call I missed. Another client wants to check that I got the email they sent me. I confirm this and thank them for it. They pressure me for an ETA on when they'll see some new software. I tell them I'll show them something by Friday.

Seconds after I'm done with that call, the phone rings again. This time it's my mother, to tell me that my grandfather died this morning.

I've been awake for about 20 minutes.
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Quick survey [Feb. 2nd, 2010|02:37 am]
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How much do you know about starting your own business?

Who would you go to for advice?

How easy would you guess it is, and how expensive?

(I realise that a lot of the information about how to start a business is just a Google away. I'm interested in what people's casual, general understanding and impressions are like).
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